he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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