that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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