There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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