sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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