I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
