the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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