dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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