i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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