i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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