Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
he fucked my hip out of place.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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