i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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she told me i tasted like america
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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