Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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