when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
it's great music for shaving your balls
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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