I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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