no. you can't hotbox the world.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
