He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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