it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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