used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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