i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
