she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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