That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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