my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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