you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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