How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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