Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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