dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
