Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
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Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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