he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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