she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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