Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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