You're completely useless in the revolution.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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