it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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