Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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