I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I am available for nakedness
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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