I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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