The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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