Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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