you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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