ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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