Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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