ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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