We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
dude. I can hear the air.
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