Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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