I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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