we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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