You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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