I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Randomize
