Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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