god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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