Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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