Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
It was confusing and full of hummus
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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