Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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