i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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