My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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