I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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